Some more reasons my best friend is cooler than yours
I say things like “I don’t know I just feel like he’s the kinda guy that could slap me with a fish and I’d still make out with him.” And she not only manages to understand this is still a serious convo, she understands exactly what I mean, and “fish slapping cute” suddenly becomes an acceptable way for us to describe a dude’s appearance.
Also, when I made out with a dude’s sock at a party, she did not bring it up every five minutes. Or ever.
She will dance in her underwear with me and go skinny dipping and dance in parking lots.
We can leave for three days and sleep in her car in the middle of nowhere and everything is perfect.
We can go and eat dinner like ladies and act normal also.