clientsfromhell:

Halfway through an in-depth presentation I was making…

Client: I wish you were wearing nothing but those shoes.

I should mention I was making this presentation to a room full of people. 



it’s just so true! oh Taco Bell…all the love sonnets in the world can describe your cheesy fiesta potatoes well enough.

it’s just so true! oh Taco Bell…all the love sonnets in the world can describe your cheesy fiesta potatoes well enough.

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Somebody wanna ask me a question???

I’m so bored and home alone =/


oh gosh. Those tails!

oh gosh. Those tails!

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YAYYYYY

Oh the irony. Get like, 20 free packs of free cigs the day you decide to give seriously quitting a go.


I want to logo to invoke intense feelings, like how I felt when my dad died.




Vaguely threatening letters from children.

these are some intense little fellows =P

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thegospelof:

30. While in the lion’s den Daniel asks one of the lions why he killed Mufasa. 


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